Doing My Bit For The Environment
I like to think that I do my bit for the environment. Whilst out for my walk this morning I killed four snails. Even had to backtrack to get one. Oh no sir, you won't be getting away. The world has been saved from countless millions of their spawn.
I don't require any letters of thanks as I am a humble man. I'm just doing my bit for the planet.
Waddya mean it's cruel? Rubbish! They have armoured protection in the way of a shell. Mind you, that was no protection when I took to the black berry tree with the secateurs.
Perhaps it is one reason we aren't allowed to wear shoes in the house.
My second full-of-shit spammer. And I don't seem to be able to delete his posting. Who in their right mind would profess to loving my blog?
ReplyDeleteAnother three spammed comments to delete.
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ReplyDeleteI thought that pollen attracted bees. Never mind.
ReplyDeleteBy killing the snails, you have deprived a duck, maybe, of lunch!
ReplyDeleteNo ducks in my backyard having lunch.
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