Thursday, August 25, 2005

Doing My Bit For The Environment

I like to think that I do my bit for the environment. Whilst out for my walk this morning I killed four snails. Even had to backtrack to get one. Oh no sir, you won't be getting away. The world has been saved from countless millions of their spawn.

I don't require any letters of thanks as I am a humble man. I'm just doing my bit for the planet.

Waddya mean it's cruel? Rubbish! They have armoured protection in the way of a shell. Mind you, that was no protection when I took to the black berry tree with the secateurs.

Perhaps it is one reason we aren't allowed to wear shoes in the house.

6 comments:

  1. My second full-of-shit spammer. And I don't seem to be able to delete his posting. Who in their right mind would profess to loving my blog?

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  2. Another three spammed comments to delete.

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  3. Anonymous11:29 am

    Put the word environment, explanation, question, health, you attract spammers like honey attracts bees.

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  4. I thought that pollen attracted bees. Never mind.

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  5. Anonymous1:33 pm

    By killing the snails, you have deprived a duck, maybe, of lunch!

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  6. No ducks in my backyard having lunch.

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